"Batty Rap" is a song by Batty Koda in FernGully: The Last Rainforest.
Lyrics[]
As appeared in the movie[]
Batty
Yo, the name is Batty
The logic is erratic
Potato in a jacket
Toys in the attic
I rock and I ramble
My brain is scrambled
Rap like an animal, but I'm a mammal
Female Voice
All of our cosmetics are non-carcinogenic!
Batty
I've been brain-fried, electrified, 'fected and injectified
Vivisectified and fed pesticide
My face is all cut up 'cause my radars all shut up
Nurse
I need a check-up from the neck up
I'm Batty
Female Voice
It seems to have no effect, Doctor
Male Voice
Get me another one! Get me another animal!
Batty
They used and abused me
Battered and bruised me
Red wires, green wires
Stuck 'em right through me
So hear my Batty words
And exercise a little prudence
When dealing with
Humans
Full version[]
Batty
Yo, the name is Batty
The logic is erratic
Potato in a jacket
Toys in the attic
I rock and I ramble
My brain is scrambled
Rap like an animal, but I'm a mammal
Female Voice
All of our cosmetics are non-carcinogenic!
Batty
I've been brain-fried, electrified, 'fected and injectified
Vivisectified and fed pesticide
My face is all cut up 'cause my radars all shut up
Nurse
I need a check-up from the neck up
I'm Batty
Female Voice
It seems to have no effect, Doctor
Male Voice
Get me another one! Get me another animal!
Batty
They used and abused me
Battered and bruised me
Red wires, green wires
Stuck 'em right through me
So hear my Batty words
And exercise a little prudence
When dealing with humans...
(Mumbled voices of people talking)
Female Voice
Phone call for Mister Darwin! Phone call!
Male Voice 1
If all the graduate students would please move closer...
Male Voice 2
Scapel...More nitrus oxide, Thomas...
Male Voice 3
The eye make up, when inserted rectally, has some effect...
Male Voice 2
Remove the brain cap
Male Voice 4
If you notice, by dipping the bat in a series of paints...
Male Voice 3
After 600 packs of cigarettes, the animal seems to exhibit some carcinogenetic tendencies...
Female Voice
Mister (inaudible) white courtesy phone!
Male Voice 2
I said ORALLY!
Male Voice 5
Oh God, I'm reading by my genitals!
Male Voice 6
I don't care what you think, you're a graduate student, just DO IT!
Male Voice 2
Insert the elect...You're losing him!
Female Voice
All of our cosmetics are non-carcinogenetic
Female Voice
It seems to have no effect, doctor
Male Voice 2
(Inaudible, but possibly a name) Ugh, get me another one, get me ANOTHER ANIMAL!
Male Voice 8
Look Professor! They dance up and down, just like Elvis!
Male Voice 2
Fine. If you could just put him...
Strap him down! If he moves, medicate him!
Medicate him!
MEDICATE HIM!
MEDICATE ME!
Female Voice
It seems to have no effect, doctor
Male Voice 2
Thank you Nurse.
Why don't you ever call me?
Batty
As you see, the animals don't really feel pain
THEY JUST GET USED TO IT!
Cause I'm a real fruit bat and I'm ready to rap
I'm ready to snap
I suffer from sciatica and chapped lips
And jock itch!
Like a rocket in my pocket and I need to scratch
But now I can't stop it
I'm Batty! (Batty, Batty!) I'm Batty (Batty, Batty!)
I'm a real fruit bat and my logic is erratic
I'm Batty! (Batty, Batty!) I'm Batty (Batty, Batty!)
It's my Batty rap
Male Voice 2
Shave his head, you idiot! It's just an ANIMAL!
Batty
My Batty rap
Male Voice 2
Just take a little off the side, that'll be...OW!
Batty
My Batty rap
Who's Batty?
Moi.